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Five Day Raw Food Diet – Hold me I’m cold (day1)

What could possibly be better than fresh fruit and vegetables? First of all, golf with a gator. Secondly, bacon, cheese, meat, anything that has been cooked (including bacon), and coffee. So if you sit quietly at home each evening watching documentaries on Netfilx about how the average American, or Australian, or European (or anywhere they …

is it the sauce? yes, it is the sauce.

I am going to give you the sauce code. BBQ sauce is like a fine wine. Actually, it’s nothing like a fine wine, it’s more like the $7 bottle that you bought that turned out to be really versatile and yumzers. BBQ sauces are like excuses, everyone has one, sometimes nine. Most of the time they …

your food is too rich

It was bound to happen. It was like a laser-guided meteor locked on to the center of the Earth. Impact was inevitable. If you spend enough time and money seeking out good food, eventually you are going to work your way ‘up’ to utter disappointment. You are going to go to one of those types of …

Durham: not your mama’s meatloaf (part 2)

So a month or two ago I was talking about Durham. OK, so where was I? I was eating Mexican food. Upon completion of that task w’all head off to one of the couples’ house. There I believe I drank more and talked about stuff and was offered some homemade habanero jelly. I was ready …

Durham: a neat place (part 1)

Having been abandoned by my wife, I decided to abandon Ann Arbor for more easterly pastures. First and only stop on the itinerary: Durham, NC. Duham, I am sure, has a long and interesting history, of which I do not care and made no effort to discover. I did, however, attempt to consume mass quantities of food, drink, …

death of a bachelor

It is official and it is sad; I can no longer survive as a bachelor. As my wife is now on vacation, I have taken to excess. I make every effort to get as little sleep as possible, have tossed aside exercise as if it were a the tail of one of the cigars I’ve …

swindle kindle cover

What’s that you say? You don’t want to spend 18.513% of the cost of your wife’s birthday present on a cover for your wife’s birthday present? You take pleasure in destroying books? You have a hardcover of a Lifetime original movie script sitting around? Well, boy oh boy, do I have a hearts and crafts …

hotlink to sausage

At the request of our dedicated reader base, I bring you German Park. A triannual event, it consists mostly of liquid carbohydrates, solid carbohydrates, and tubular meat. There is singing, there is dancing, there is everything that makes a good time great. In my autobiography there is no better way to make use of fair-weather …